8-word poem: THE IN PRAISE OF HER MIGHTY AWESOMENESS STORY

She taught me
How to
Wash my
Ass.

8-word poem: THE THANKSGIVING HANGOVER STORY

So much
To be
Thankful for:
Look, pie!

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Inspired by Ben Mirov.

8-word poem: THE FOURTH THURSDAY IN NOVEMBER STORY (2009 EDITION)

I still hate
Those stupid
Big-ass pilgrim
Buckles.

8-word poem: THE PROSTATE EXAM STORY

Last time
He gave me
A tissue
Afterward.

8-word poem

A Bad Lieutenant
Beats a
Halfway decent
Sergeant.

8-word poem

Employee Self Assessment:
Managed
To not get
Fired.

8-word poem

Nose pimple:
Fully
In keeping
With my
Sonofabitchitude.

8-word poem: THE SHOEGAZE STORY

That guitar
Isn't
Just going
To play
Itself.

8-word poem

Sometimes
A cigar
Is just
An 8-word poem.

8-word poem: THE IT DOESN'T REALLY COUNT AS STEALING IF IT'S BOB DYLAN STORY

Precious angel
Shine your light
On me


Please

8-word poem: THE APROPOS OF NOTHING STORY

I do
Believe
I am one
Bitter fuck.

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Thank you to Matt Kenney.

8-word poem

Sometimes
"Fuck you"
Is the only
Appropriate
Response.

8-word poem: THE IT WAS 20 YEARS AGO TODAY THAT I MADE YET ANOTHER HEINOUS BUSINESS DECISION STORY

No wonder
German cinder blocks
Were so
Cheap.

8-word poem: THE CAPT. BARRY B. BRIDGER STORY

Googling the officer
Whose POW bracelet
I wore.

8-word poem: THE SELF-PORTAIT IN A DENTED TRUMPET STORY

I wanna be
Pot-smoking
Tattoo-wearing
Mullet-headed
Jager-tossing
Cool.

8-word poem

She carries
The sky;
Each day:
My light.

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For SLY-C

8-word poem: THE DAY AFTER HALLOWEEN 2009 STORY

I see
Whoppers
In my
Reese's Pieces
Feces.