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She is proud,
And rightly so.
Very proud.

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Tonight,
A little
Sadness.

Hey, it
Happens,
Right?

THE TRADITIONS AND WHY THEY WERE DONE AWAY WITH

Up your umbilical it
All begins with the
Best of inventions but
I knew how high the
Eagle flew long before
The janitor threw his
Back out into it like
This is work do it
Hard do you see how
I struggle to please
You sweeping gesture
To the capris and don't
Think I never meant to
Repay that kindness.

YOUR ORBIT IS NOT MY ORBIT

You seemed taller
On radio, and when I
Thought a new fuzz
Was the answer to
All life's issues, it
Was your black and
White profile I was
Imagining. If I seemed
Forward it was only
Because I wanted to
Know how I could forge
My own 24-carat smile.
Who better to ask
Than a gold digger?

iTuneage - recent baker's dozen

1. "Push The Boat Out" - Gallon Drunk
2. "Undeclared" - The Dodos
3. "Silver" - Echo And The Bunnymen
4. "Girls Of Summer" - Arab Strap
5. "Full Time Fool" - Teenage Head (With Marky Ramone)
6. "Machine Gun" - Jimi Hendrix
7. "Sex On Wheelz" - My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult
8. "I Want It All" - Trans Am
9. "Stand And Fight" - Tyvek
10. "Going On" - Gnarls Barkley
11. "New In Town" - Clockcleaner
12. "Missing You" - A Place To Bury Strangers
13. "Graveyard Girl" - M83

8-word poem: THE IS IT EVER TOO EARLY FOR REINCARNATION? STORY

You've become
What you
Never wanted
To be.

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Controversy:
Life's just
No fun
Without a little!

8-word poem: THE GRATITUDE LIST STORY 1

Happiness is
A guitar
That stays
In tune.

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Tombstone material:
"To what's
His name,
With love."

8-word poem: THE AND THAT'S THE WAY IT IS STORY

Let's hear it,
Michael Jackson
Fans:
"Walter who?"

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Typographer's curse:
"You can go
Straight to
Helvetica!"

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Call me
When you
Need someone
To blame.

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Hating
How it is,
How it
Won't be.

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The need
Is greatest
Below
The fault line.

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There's no
Place like
Home...
Maybe
Heartbreak Hotel.

8-word poem: THE FAREWELL TO THE PING OF KOP STORY

He's just
Asleep—
Check the coffin
For children!

8-word poem: THE SILVER LINING STORY

Well,
At least
We've forgotten
About Carradine's
Fishnets.

8-word poem: THE SO SUE ME ALREADY STORY

Sarah Palin
To star
In Alaskan
Vagina Monologues.

8-word poem: THE HERE COMES THE NEW OPRAH STORY

Because
Sarah Palin
Got a taste
Of that
Power.

8-word poem: THE HOW ABOUT A DAY WITHOUT A CELEBRITY DEATH STORY

Question:
Is there
Anyone left
To die
Tomorrow?