8-word poem: THE BERNIE MADOFF STORY ENDS BADLY STORY

Sentence:
150 years.
Helluva
Long time
Between showers.

8-word poem: THE BILLY MAYS STORY

The beard,
The bluster;
Absurdly enthused—
Yet mortal.

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Street corner:
I squat;
I am also
Peeing.

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By Oliver Prancer Tinker.

8-word poem: THE MICHAEL WE HARDLY KNEW YE STORY

So young
So vibrant
So untouched
By time.

8-word poem: THE YET ANOTHER REPUBLICAN POLITICIAN WEEPS OPENLY IN DISGRACE STORY

Hiking
The Appalachian Trail
Never felt
So good.

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The old gray
Goose
Is on
Life support.

8-word poem: THE CROOKED HOUSES STORY

Jon, Kate
Minus
Each other
Equals
Peace?
Discuss.

8-word poem: THE FATHER'S DAY 2009 STORY

Spending
Father's Day
Watching
Nazi zombies.
Who's jealous?

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The soundtrack
Of life
Is a
Broken record.

iTuneage - recent baker's dozen

1. "Push The Boat Out" - Gallon Drunk
2. "Sweet N Sour" - Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
3. "The Calendar Girl" - Stars
4. "Circle" - The Wipers
5. "Plastic Man, You're The Devil" - Pink Mountaintops
6. "Always On The Telephone" - Ladybug Transistor
7. "Sun Lips" - Black Moth Super Rainbow
8. "Ambush" - Figurines
9. "Mirror People" - Love And Rockets
10. "North American Scum" - LCD Soundsystem
11. "I Can't Control Myself" - The Horrors
12. "Ward 81" - The Fuzztones
13. "Cash 22" - The Flaming Stars

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The answer
My friend
Is blowing
Your friend.

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There goes
The best
Friend/enemy/confederate/shill/doppelganger/phantom/cipher/teammate/pardner/etc.
I ever
Had.

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Question:
Science fiction—
A response
To death?
Discuss.

8-word poem: THE 2009 STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS STORY

Wings?
The Penguins
Don't need
No stinking
Wings.

8-word poem: THE DON'T I SEE ENOUGH OF YOU BASTARDS STORY

Uh oh!
Here comes
The office
Softball team!

8-word poem

Life equals
Neti pot:
In here,
Out there.

8-word poem: THE CRIPPLED CROON STORY

Before
I forget me
Rise for the
Fall.

8-word poem: THE DAVID CARRADINE FOUND DEAD IN A HOTEL IN BANGKOK STORY

I hope
When I go
It's
"Noticed" dead.

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Though only
An animal,
I deserve
To Twitter.

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Cat Stevens
Was right.
He sang:
"Tuesday's dead."

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Forgot
To post this
Yesterday;
Here it
Is.