8-word poem

Some things
You only
Admit
To at
Midnight.

8-word poem: THE OH, MY ACHING BACK STORY

I gotta stop
That clean-and-jerk
With anvils
Routine.

8-word poem: THE HEATH LEDGER DESERVED HIS OSCAR FOR THE DARK KNIGHT STORY

He should have
Won for
Brokeback Mountain,
Also.

8-word poem

Reminder:
It's not a
Trial,
It's a
Celebration.

8-word poem: THE JE SUIS DÉSOLÉ STORY

When you're sorry
Say so
And mean it.

iTuneage - recent baker's dozen

1. "Mummy Beach" - Hot Lava
2. "Evil" - Interpol
3. "Hat Energy" - Awesome Color
4. "North By North" - The Bats
5. "Contender" - The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart
6. "Hole In My Head" - Box Elders
7. "When Jokers Attack" - The Brian Jonestown Massacre
8. "Black Song" - White Lies
9. "When You Find Out" - The Nerves
10. "The Arm" - Islands
11. "White Winter Hymnal" - Fleet Foxes
12. "Superstition" - The Kills
13. "Crippled Croon" - Crystal Stilts (Live At KEXP)

8-word poem: THE EXCELLENT LIFE ADVICE FROM A COMPUTER PROMPT STORY

Instead
Of shutting
Down
I opt to
Restart.

8-word poem

Michael
Row the boat
Ashore,
Because it's
There.

8-word poem

If
It's all an
Illusion,
Who am
I?

8-word poem

That arrow,
My heart;
The pain,
Best part.

8-word poem

For better
Or worse:
Why not
Choose better?

8-word poem

After all
The others
Are done,
This one.

8-word poem

All this
And a bag
Of pre-sweetened
Sweet.

8-word poem: THE THIS IS HOW I ALWAYS PICTURED LIFE STORY

I thought
It would be
Twice as
Beautiful.

8-word poem

A new beginning
Sure beats
An old ending.

8-word poem

Today:
The beginning
Of the next
Great adventure.

8-word poem

The end is
The beginning of
The beginning.

8-word poem: THE GOING OUT ON MY OWN TERMS STORY

Let it be
Remembered:
I never kissed
Ass.

8-word poem

It's all over
But the
Kicking and screaming.

8-word poem: THE WHY THEY ALWAYS ADD A GRATUITY TO THE CHECK AT RESTAURANTS IN TIMES SQUARE STORY

They expect
To be fucked
By scummy tourists.

8-word poem

If you're
Happy
And you
Know it:
Good.