"Michael: on behalf of the world, we're sorry!"

Thus read a placard being carried by one of the faithful outside the courtroom in which Michael Jackson was acquitted on all charges.

Memo to self: Steve, if you ever feel like committing a major crime, do it in Los Angeles. You will walk. (Note: Attain celebrity first!)

Yes, I'm sorry. That he's a freak and wasn't convicted. Very sorry.


Compare: ghostly white face, fright wig hair, bug eyes
and lewd lipstick. And the Joker looks scary, also.