Ok, this is scary

You are John Ashbery. People love your work but
have no idea why, really. You are respected by
all kinds of scholars and poets. Even artists
like you.

Which Famous Modern American Poet Are You?

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So, basically, I'm a doddering old incoherent drunk who is worshipped for no real good reason. Could be worse, I suppose. (It all fits, save for the worship part. Though I'm working on my cult business model even as I type these words.)