I AM LOOKING FOR A BICYCLE, BUT THIS IS NOT THE BICYCLE I AM LOOKING FOR

Listening to the standards:
"You've got some explaining
To do, old boy."

Excellent tricking &
Delivery service—
In the weeds, eager.

I keep hearing the word
Integrity as they
Recycle my extras:

She of the lavender handbag,
Making a scene again
About her latte.

The same bouncing
Yardstick; the fur-lined
Handcuffs in the window.

Don't they know
I can see where
The scenery ends?