Friday, June 17, 2005

News of the Day

Terri Schiavo is expected to come back to life at any moment, as Republicans maneuver to have her feeding tube reinserted. Governor Jeb Bush is sitting graveside with the ceremonial nozzle.

Three more suspects in the Aruban missing person case have been detained, spelling the three who had previously been jailed. Antonius "Mickey" John has carved out some free time to be back in the pokey the week after next, and seems intent on becoming the most visible of all the detainees.

There's still a war gong on in Iraq, and we're still losing.

Michael Jackson, O.J. Simpson and Robert Blake have all decided to go to law school and get cracking on Scott Peterson's appeal.


Blogger gina said...

Haha. I don't recall who it was or where I heard it, but there was a comedian during the Peterson trial who said, "Okay, you guys got O.J., give us Peterson & we'll be even."

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