Saturday, April 02, 2005

Another sign of the Apocalypse.

Should the friggin' NHL ever come back from its full season of exile, one change being considered to improve the sport is this abomination:

No, don't run out to LensCrafters to get your eyeglasses adjusted - you are not suffering from eyestrain parallax.

Curved and bulbous weirdness that, while adding 13% more net area to shoot at, would definitely consign the NHL to an even more absurd standing than it currently enjoys. Doesn't this goal design just scream: "extreme sports"?

If these things actually become the standard, I'm outta here.


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