Another sign of the Apocalypse.

Should the friggin' NHL ever come back from its full season of exile, one change being considered to improve the sport is this abomination:



No, don't run out to LensCrafters to get your eyeglasses adjusted - you are not suffering from eyestrain parallax.

Curved and bulbous weirdness that, while adding 13% more net area to shoot at, would definitely consign the NHL to an even more absurd standing than it currently enjoys. Doesn't this goal design just scream: "extreme sports"?

If these things actually become the standard, I'm outta here.