Thursday, March 31, 2005

Feeding tube follies.

I saw a news item yesterday that mentioned how his holy eminence, the Pope, had gotten with the latest craze and was being fed through a tube. Amazing.

How long before one walks into a restaurant, sits at a table, and just plugs a tube into one's feeding port? Then you pay in gas station-like fashion, either just for a snack or after filling 'er up.

Celebrity endorsements ("Richard Gere swears by the Feed-O!"); designer colors and tube assemblages; Mexican and Thai liquid food formulas (even a McDonald's drip - hey they're practically there already).

Why not?

3 Comments:

Blogger dottcomments said...

Har! You are so right!

10:50 AM  
Blogger dottcomments said...

Har! You are so right!

10:55 AM  
Blogger MsHellion said...

I hear that Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are getting their very own feeding tubes inserted on the next episode of The Simple Life.

3:25 PM  

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