THE PROBLEM WITH THAT IS THE FOLLOWING:

It requires 2 AA batteries and I have 1 AAA battery
The last home fries of the day served at any diner have usually gone bad
There's a very good chance I'll run into someone I hate
There's a very good chance I'll run into someone who hates me
I can never tell if he's been drinking heavily or is just a profound asshole
I am like the only person living who doesn't think Pet Sounds is a masterpiece
I would rather watch really old pro wrestling reruns than new matches
I still miss all the cats I've ever had and died
The Universe keeps pointing out how badly I've stumbled
There's nothing I can do about dying but I'm so tired of being afraid of it
I didn't write "Kid Charlemagne"
I wish I didn't need all the things I need
The train schedule fucked me over when I least needed being fucked over
People keep disappointing me
I keep disappointing people
I keep disappointing me
I want to dance with somebody who loves me (but I'm a shitty dancer)
Singing old drinking songs just blows when you don't drink
I have so much to draw and so little paper
My guitar harshly sobs
The sun may not come out tomorrow
My knees are shot