Slipshod Sonnet #19

What does 66 feel like and
which hair shirt has the
nicest lining? The stars
are staying in tonight if
the reports can be trusted.
Decent seems better than
doesn't. The time of your
life, well that's debatable
isn't it? Carbo-loading in the
great beyond on old slights
and new desires: I can't
think of a better way to
waste my life, nor a finer
place in which to do such.