TO THE ASSHOLE WHO STAYED HERE AND TRIED TO BURN THE BUILDING DOWN

Well, you didn't
Really try to.

But you didn't
Try not to,
Either.

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Poem drawing on actual events occuring next door to my apartment on May 1st. If the jackass in question is what my neighbors consider a house sitter, I'd hate to see their idea of a demolition crew.

(Photo by MsAPhillips)