Monday, March 23, 2009

8-word poem: THE I THINK I JUST MADE A MILLION DOLLARS STORY 1

Great idea
No. 327:
Nietzsche-shaped
Chewable vitamins.
Ka-ching!

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3 Comments:

Blogger MsAPhillips said...

Will each one have
"God is dead" printed on it?
Will they give you chronic migraines?
Golden!

8:23 AM  
Anonymous Chris Caratzas said...

Thus spake Carathustra ...

8:14 PM  
Blogger cowboyangel said...

I see a whole line here, actually. Kierkegaard. Sartre.

Sleeping tablets. Cholesterol-lowering pills. Viagra! Does that come in pills.

And I would love to hear the endless, rapid voice-over at the end of the ads: "Kierkegaard Sleeping Tablets may cause depression, angst, hopelessness, suicidal tendencies, unceasing dread, loss of God, lethargy, insomnia, vomiting, alcoholism, drug use, listening to Joy Division, urinary tract infections, warts, loneliness. In some cases, you may not be able to get out of bed at all. Ask your doctor if Kierkegaard is right for you!"

8:22 PM  

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