IF I HAD A

Real man
Fake man
Sick fuck man
Steadily declining man
Signature finishing move man
Deplorable inexcusable man
Quite the face man
Scars on my scars man
Lemon Tree man
Piece of shit with legs man
The horror of a severed penis man
Buster Brown man
Boston creme man
Can't speak French man
Hates L.A. man
Seeya man
4th of July man
12th of never man
Man o man
Listening to the wind again man
Caught in the act man
Illegal Russian downloads man
Driving man
Born to lounge man
One finger barre chord man
Simple man
Complicated man
Disappointing man
There it is man
Give it a name man
You man
Me man
Us man
Yes man
Etc. etc. man

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To be continued....