Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Global Warming - Real Or Fake? You Decide!

Linen Napkin Sales Skyrocket!Originally posted (in slightly modified form) at on June 20, 2007.

Top Ten Ways You Can Tell Global Warming is Real

1. Linen napkin sales skyrocket.
2. Michael Bloomberg dumps GOP affiliation, intending to run for President as an independent candidate.
3. Curious lack of concern among incensed Tennesseans regarding Al Gore's solar panels.
4. Carpooling suddenly seen as hip.
5. Polar bears observed body surfing toward the Jersey shore.
6. Christmas trees now have coconuts.
7. President Bush seen readying Air Force One escape pod to Alpha Centauri.
8. American flag colors changed to red, white and green.
9. Fox News taken over by federal government and turned into world's most powerful wind farm.
10. Two words: peak oil.

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