Wednesday, June 06, 2007


Checking the pricetags
at Duane Reade

where they don't seem
to discount the Cheetos.

Fuck me—
I could eat them all,
then orange up everything

I touch—including you—
so let's share.

Brand name batteries
(the only ones I trust),

guava flavored gum,
keychain shaped like a foot,
skull & crossbones lighter—

Who exactly
did Phil Spector kill, again?

No, I don't have a penny—
Do you?



Blogger EEK! said...

God, I know what you mean about the Cheetos.

8:58 PM  
Blogger MsAPhillips said...

I think
this will
cure what
ails you:

The only t-shirt with trans-fats.

8:06 AM  
Blogger cowboyangel said...

there are no discount Cheetos at Duane Reade
there are no Wise jalapeno chips at CVS
I have been to lots of pharmacies
to buy cigarettes
and acted perfectly disgraceful
but I never actually bought Cheetos
oh Steve Caratzas we love you get away from the chips

1:21 PM  

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