Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Perhaps all is not lost!

You know the Bible 79%!

Wow! You are truly a student of the Bible! Some of the questions were difficult, but they didn't slow you down! You know the books, the characters, the events . . . Very impressive!

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I actually read the entire New Testament about 15 years ago, though only dabbled in the Old.

I recall watching Jeopardy! on TV, category: The Bible. Alex presented the clue, and the contestant shot out: "Who is Ruth?"

And I was like: "Yeah, who is Ruth?"

I still don't know.


Blogger richard lopez said...

isn't she the mother of a candy bar?

1:52 AM  
Blogger cowboyangel said...

Who is Ruth?! Babe Ruth! You mean there are others?

79%. Wow. You know, that figure was so much more impressive until I actually took the damn quiz and encountered such theological stumpers as:

35. In Jesus' parable, who stopped to help a man in need?

*Donald Trump
*Donald Duck
*Don Knotts
*a Samaritan

Any idiot who's ever seen The Ghost and Mr. Chicken or The Incredible Mr. Limpet knows that the Knotts-meister would stop to help a man in need. Or a fish.

5:05 PM  

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