HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY HANNIBAL LECTER DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE “CHIANTI”?
I am a good deal troubled,
With a noiseless step,
And easily disturbed.
Pell-mell into the parlour,
I shook off the lethargy.
If I make myself understood:
Drink as prop—
Locker room cancer—
Katie bar the door—
All the recent ideas conjoined.
Who I technically report to
Is fucking immaterial.
It’s all fun and games
‘Til someone gets wet.
With a noiseless step,
And easily disturbed.
Pell-mell into the parlour,
I shook off the lethargy.
If I make myself understood:
Drink as prop—
Locker room cancer—
Katie bar the door—
All the recent ideas conjoined.
Who I technically report to
Is fucking immaterial.
It’s all fun and games
‘Til someone gets wet.
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Did you ever notice in Silence of the Lambs that Hannibal is reading Poetry Magazine? I mean, come on people! He's supposed to be so high-brow and intellectual but he reads Poetry Magazine!
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