tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-87891612009-12-17T02:40:57.557-05:00<i>Adios</i>, Kid Intricate.Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.comBlogger500125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-61354526925710314052009-12-16T20:16:00.001-05:002009-12-16T20:18:09.782-05:00Happy Holidays<br />From the<br />Time and focus<br />Committee.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-6135452692571031405?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-1080465786676356772009-12-15T21:27:00.001-05:002009-12-15T21:29:05.785-05:00I don't know<br />Where we <br />Went wrong,<br />But.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-108046578667635677?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-89424813189701897052009-12-14T07:23:00.000-05:002009-12-14T07:23:00.511-05:00Like a day <br />At the peep show: <br />Leisurely.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-8942481318970189705?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-6945226388456088842009-12-13T19:19:00.002-05:002009-12-13T19:21:12.914-05:00"Bashterdzzz... <br />Fuckin' fire me <br />Before CHRISS-MISS! <br />Those fuckerzzz..."<br /><br />* * *<br /><br />Verbatim dialogue direct from my imagination.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-694522638845608884?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-41071825038132564982009-12-12T23:59:00.000-05:002009-12-13T00:03:10.934-05:00It's time<br />To put away<br />Those childish<br />Things.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-4107182503813256498?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-91774223603479154342009-12-10T17:33:00.002-05:002009-12-10T17:34:21.529-05:00Well not <br />Horribly <br />In shock, <br />I was <br />Busy.<br /><br />* * *<br /><br />Inspired by real-life events!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-9177422360347915434?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-19568791632818836922009-12-07T10:15:00.000-05:002009-12-07T10:16:45.930-05:00I've had<br />To learn<br />To not<br />Look back.<br /><br />* * *<br /><br />For Red Pine.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-1956879163281883692?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-27415976933156797142009-12-04T18:35:00.001-05:002009-12-04T18:36:53.186-05:00No rational <br />Or orderly <br />Relationship to <br />Human life.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-2741597693315679714?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-71775902161390156862009-12-02T23:59:00.000-05:002009-12-03T22:28:53.055-05:00They don't bark<br />And sometimes<br />They don't bite.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-7177590216139015686?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-23249581516723559512009-11-29T14:01:00.001-05:002009-11-29T14:02:58.484-05:00She taught me<br />How to <br />Wash my<br />Ass.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-2324958151672355951?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-3776126099773673102009-11-28T23:25:00.001-05:002009-11-28T23:26:48.354-05:00So much<br />To be <br />Thankful for:<br />Look, pie!<br /><br />* * *<br /><br />Inspired by Ben Mirov.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-377612609977367310?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-4119608218103603752009-11-25T15:23:00.001-05:002009-11-25T15:25:08.415-05:00I still hate<br />Those stupid<br />Big-ass pilgrim<br />Buckles.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-411960821810360375?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-86932411513308452232009-11-24T13:01:00.001-05:002009-11-24T13:02:08.678-05:00Last time<br />He gave me<br />A tissue<br />Afterward.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-8693241151330845223?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-9403429928792244512009-11-22T19:00:00.001-05:002009-11-22T19:06:08.655-05:00A Bad Lieutenant<br />Beats a<br />Halfway decent<br />Sergeant.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-940342992879224451?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-40847209640681721642009-11-19T13:29:00.000-05:002009-11-19T13:30:02.974-05:00Employee Self Assessment:<br />Managed<br />To not get <br />Fired.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-4084720964068172164?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-17416147864465975322009-11-18T20:48:00.001-05:002009-11-18T20:48:57.466-05:00Nose pimple:<br />Fully <br />In keeping<br />With my<br />Sonofabitchitude.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-1741614786446597532?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-37929043071716429832009-11-15T22:54:00.001-05:002009-11-15T23:28:07.539-05:00That guitar<br />Isn't<br />Just going<br />To play<br />Itself.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-3792904307171642983?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-10451542494551433832009-11-14T23:59:00.000-05:002009-11-15T01:26:05.542-05:00Sometimes<br />A cigar <br />Is just<br />An 8-word poem.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-1045154249455143383?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-28236730048970578472009-11-12T10:52:00.001-05:002009-11-12T10:55:06.840-05:00Precious angel<br />Shine your light<br />On me<br /><br /><br />Please<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-2823673004897057847?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-68265534720522241752009-11-11T17:01:00.001-05:002009-11-11T17:03:01.751-05:00I do <br />Believe <br />I am one <br />Bitter fuck.<br /><br />* * *<br /><br /><i>Thank you to Matt Kenney</i>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-6826553472052224175?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-25703961701231816002009-11-10T22:59:00.001-05:002009-11-10T23:00:45.178-05:00Sometimes<br />"Fuck you"<br />Is the only <br />Appropriate <br />Response.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-2570396170123181600?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-7990693470941846322009-11-08T18:11:00.003-05:002009-11-08T22:46:01.210-05:00No wonder<br />German cinder blocks<br />Were so<br />Cheap.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-799069347094184632?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-61610824061733813642009-11-07T13:36:00.001-05:002009-11-07T13:37:39.707-05:00Googling the officer<br />Whose POW bracelet<br />I wore.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-6161082406173381364?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-75911642841879563042009-11-05T23:59:00.001-05:002009-11-06T00:24:21.718-05:00I wanna be<br />Pot-smoking<br />Tattoo-wearing<br />Mullet-headed<br />Jager-tossing<br />Cool.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-7591164284187956304?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8789161.post-60455141282462576882009-11-03T23:08:00.001-05:002009-11-03T23:09:50.893-05:00She carries<br />The sky;<br />Each day:<br />My light.<br /><br />* * *<br /><br /><i>For SLY-C</i><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8789161-6045514128246257688?l=theblogoflewdenlightenment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steve Caratzashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221547121279731283noreply@blogger.com2